What do you do with a green monster?
WAIT TILL HE RIPENS
What goes ha-ha-splat?
A MONSTER LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF
Prairie Schooler "When Witches Go Riding"
And here is some more stash the mailman delivered today :) Check out the Just Nan charm embellishment for "Ghastly, Ghostly Ghouls"
I just love it, yea!!!!
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
HE WAS IN NEED OF A LIGHT SNACK
Now I can deal with frogs and caterpillars, but not these
yikes!! baby snakes, I had a dream there was a nest of hundreds of them, after seeing so many lately. And on my drive way. We have a small river in our backyard, we have seen a snake down there here and there, but not like this year, same with the frogs and caterpillars. It must have something to do with all the wet weather this year.I would like to Congratulate Suzanne and her family on the birth of their baby girl.
Where do vampires send their dirty clothes?
TO A DRY SCREAMERS.
Who did the ghost take to the movies?
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
BECAUSE VACUUM CLEANERS ARE TOO HEAVY
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
I better get a crackin" on AAFG