Friday, November 28, 2008

Talcum powder in my ...

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.


The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Heck is this?' He said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!


9 comments:

Theresa said...

I have heard that joke before but I never get sick of it. It always brings a smile to my face. Thanks for brightening up my day
Hugs
Theresa

Pumpkin said...

ROFL! Thanks for the great laugh Ranae!

Tammy said...

Heee! Love it.

Julie said...

LOL love it!

Cindy F. said...

HA!! That is hilarious!! thanks for sharing:)

Stitchingranny said...

Im still chuckling away to myself.

Carla said...

LOL ;)

Dawn B. said...

This was funny on so many levels.I'm surprised the whole house is not woken by my laughter...LOL

stitcherw said...

:) I love it. Although I was drinking some hot chocolate at the time, so a spew alert might have helped, LOL.
Sue